Song Parody: Love Song/Program

Right, so way back in November, I made a post about posting daily in December. That's what I'll be doing, or at the very least, trying my best to do. In days where I don't have that much time, I'll post up something simple, like lyrics for a song parody, or something like that. To sate my paranoia, all this stuff is copyrighted.

First post, an easy parody. Seen enough of these, the song probably doesn't need another. Screw it, here's another. Also:

Song Parody - Program
(From Love Song, by Sara Bareilles)

Out of caffeine,
and you tell me
to stay awake for a while.
The coding gets harder
even I know that.

Logged in for me
it's too soon to see
if I'm happy with this code.
It's unusual; I've never seen it.

Blank stares at empty strings
No easy way to say this
You mean well but
I don't know where to start

I'm not going to write you a program
'cause you asked for it.
'Cause you want one, in C.
I'm not going to write you a program
'cause you tell me it's pass or break in this.
If you're on your way
I'm not going to write this, okay?
If all you have is errors
I need a better reason to write you a program....today.

I learned the hard way
that they all say
C is the best
And all my pointers
run deep down under
you and your code insert;
it doesn't work...
This is not what I thought it was...

Hello to runtime fail...
Convince me to code this
Make me think that I want this too
I'm trying to let you see this as it is

CHORUS

Promise me
You'll leave the lights on
to help me code,
Dew, my caffeine gone.
'Cause I believe there's a way
you can code this because I say

CHORUS

If your code is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
I'll code an MMO when
I believe that there's a reason
to write you a program....today....