Whoo! A post!
Well, I found this article about a week ago. I thought I'd make a few of these; it's a simple post, and it gives you people something to read until November is over.
For those of you who can't be bothered to click the link, the gist of the page is that everything in the world can be summed up in two points.
Onwards.
The two things about:
Recursion:
1. PASS
2. GOTO 1
Scheme/Racket
1. (
2. )
Capitalism
1. This space for sale
2. So is this space
Communism
1. All points are equal
1. All points are equal
Jailbait
1. Looks legal
2. Not legal
Minecraft
1. That looks like a stupid game
2. Holy shit I've been playing for 15 hours
/b/
1. You do not talk about /b/
2. You do NOT talk about /b/
Drugs
1. I can quit whenever I want
2. Just not right now
Procrastination
1. I can do this whenever I want
2. Just not right now
(Is procrastination a drug?)
Horror Movies
1. Open any door in your attempt to escape
2. DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR
Crime
1. Crime doesn't pay
2. When it does, it pays well
Politics
1. That one is lying
2. So is that one
Blanket Statements
1. Irony
2. Meta
Fan Fiction
1. The first draft is garbage
2. So are all the other ones
Movies
1. The (non-asian) guy gets the girl
2. The world is saved (but never by the asian guy)
Thanksgiving
1. Turkey
2. Tums
NaNoWriMo
1. Words
2. Why are you reading this you could be writing
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Haha I remember finding a collection of "2 things about programming" a while ago.
ReplyDeleteYours are awesome =D
Love the recursion one.