This election season, fill out your ballot for no-one!
Now, there are plenty of viable choices for office this year, but I'll tell you why you should vote for no-one. When you vote for no-one, no matter who wins the election, you can complain about how they do. If no-one wins, that's even better - you get anarchy, and anarchy rules!
Here are a few more reasons to vote for no-one. No-one will give you tax cuts if victorious. No-one will fulfill all campaign promises made. No-one will give you, personally, a million dollars! No-one knows how to get out of Afghanistan! No-one will speak to you honestly. And above all, no-one has no ulterior motives. No-one is not power-hungry at all!
So fill out your ballot for no-one. A vote for no-one is a vote for apathy!