Monday, April 4, 2011

Vote For No-one!

This election season, fill out your ballot for no-one!

Now, there are plenty of viable choices for office this year, but I'll tell you why you should vote for no-one. When you vote for no-one, no matter who wins the election, you can complain about how they do. If no-one wins, that's even better - you get anarchy, and anarchy rules!

Here are a few more reasons to vote for no-one. No-one will give you tax cuts if victorious. No-one will fulfill all  campaign promises made. No-one will give you, personally, a million dollars! No-one knows how to get out of Afghanistan! No-one will speak to you honestly. And above all, no-one has no ulterior motives. No-one is not power-hungry at all!

So fill out your ballot for no-one. A vote for no-one is a vote for apathy!

2 comments:

  1. According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "no one" is two words, and is not separated by a hyphen.

    Also, I am disappointed that you condone the shirking of your civic duties as a citizen of the United States of America, because this kind of behavior is what undermines a representative democracy.

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  2. No-one can be two words or hyphenated, as per this grammar book I have by me.

    See also: satire

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