Trolled By Dictionaries

I'm sure all of you know what trolling is. As dictionary.com states, to troll is to "sing or utter in a full, rolling voice."

Now, I've been seeing a bunch of trolling lately, and...wait. Wrong definition, damn it. Okay, off to urbandictionary.com. They've got a bunch of slang, and are way more with the times than dictionary.com. Psh!
So urbandictionary states that trolling is "hunting for trolls".

Trolling can be pretty funny, except for the person who is-

God. Damn. It. Okay, how about Google? Google is practically the internet! Google defines trolling as "fishing by trailing a baited along behind a boat". Now, I don't like the water too much, but when other people troll, it can be a delight. Especially if they catch some fish.

Wait. What do fish have to do with the internet? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Okay, fine. Wikipedia. What do you have to say?
"A troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages...with the intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response."

Fucking finally.
So, as you can see....what was I going to say? I forget...