Take Me Out Of The Theatre...

Another song parody awaits: this one is a parody of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game".

Adolf Hitler was Nazi mad.
Wanted Europe, wanted it bad;
Just to slay gypsies and Jews
Benito, Hitler knew.
On a Friday, his whole gang
Marched to Poland with a bang,
To see the Poles when the Allies said,
"No, we're declaring war on you."

"Take me out of the theatre,
Take me out with some bombs.
Buy me some Panzers and Tiger Tanks,
I don't care about any of my flanks.
Let me blitz, blitz, blitz Mother Russia,
If we don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three Reichs, you're done
while the Yanks invade!"

Heinrich Himmler made all the calls,
Killed himself before his fall;
Told the Fuhrer he was right,
All along, good and strong.
At the end of World War Two,
Heinrich Himmler knew what to do,
Took cyanide and chewed,
Did as Hitler, went along.

"Take me out of the theatre,
Take me out with some bombs.
Buy me some Panzers and Tiger Tanks,
I don't care about any of my flanks.
Let me blitz, blitz, blitz Mother Russia,
If we don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three Reichs, you're done
while the Yanks invade!"

Source: http://www.baseball-almanac.com/poetry/po_stmo.shtml

Original, sung: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-gsdLSSQ0