In advance, a slew of bad puns are coming. Something better tomorrow, promise.
When will they learn? They haven't got a chance - no way the Yuan could ever be worth Mao than the dollar. Especially with the USA telling China not to let that happen. Everyone listens to the USA. China's obviously in a state of Confucian if they think they'll surpass us.
Zhou, let's send China a MSG with our diplomats (again). I Ming, they can hardly just overlook repeated efforts on our part, right?
Also child labor pun.