Friday, January 7, 2011

Chinese Memo

Re: Jet Planes Years Away

Once again the silly Americans have underestimated us. How can they think our planes are years away? Our planes are only hours away from their country - how could a plane stay in the air for years? Even with the Boeing company, those silly Americans can't figure anything out. Besides, how can they know where our invisible planes are? That must be why the Americans think we're years away.

And how do they plan on keeping us out? Missiles? Other planes? An invisible electric fence? Ridiculous!

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