At the MPAA...
Guys, guys, I figured out a brand new way to get rid of pirates!
Um, what?
We shoot lasers at their eyes and blind them!
What? Isn't that illegal?
Well, don't worry, it's only a warning shot.
We blind them. As a warning shot. Are you kidding me?
No, look, I'm serious. Besides, it's only temporary.
Well, maybe.
Yeah, and they won't ever be able to watch a pirated movie again!
I thought you said it was temporary.
That's the great thing, we can blast them again and again because it's only temporary.
But you just-
What?
Never mind. Okay, so how the hell are we supposed to blast them?
Long range. We get a sniper person, and shoot them. With a laser.
Wrong pirates.
What?
We're the RIAA, not whatever group gets rid of maritime pirates.
What do maritime pirates have to do with any of this?
You're fired.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment