At the MPAA...
Guys, guys, I figured out a brand new way to get rid of pirates!
Um, what?
We shoot lasers at their eyes and blind them!
What? Isn't that illegal?
Well, don't worry, it's only a warning shot.
We blind them. As a warning shot. Are you kidding me?
No, look, I'm serious. Besides, it's only temporary.
Well, maybe.
Yeah, and they won't ever be able to watch a pirated movie again!
I thought you said it was temporary.
That's the great thing, we can blast them again and again because it's only temporary.
But you just-
What?
Never mind. Okay, so how the hell are we supposed to blast them?
Long range. We get a sniper person, and shoot them. With a laser.
Wrong pirates.
What?
We're the RIAA, not whatever group gets rid of maritime pirates.
What do maritime pirates have to do with any of this?
You're fired.
Monday, January 10, 2011
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