Scientist: Well, this glass could easily be an outlier. I will need to be supplied with two more like glasses at minimum to give any valid results.
Philosopher: Is the water?
General: Nuke it, problem solved.
Cheap-Ass Bartender: It a'int free, that's for sure. Pay up.
Druggie: Woah....when was the last time you noticed, like, how watery water is?
Guy-Not-Too-Grounded-In-Reality: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Serial Killer: *kills you*
Guy-Who-Hangs-Out-At-The-Water-Cooler-All-Day: It doesn't matter, fill it up so you can dawdle here longer.
Gamer: Is that a healing potion?
Blogger: I could make this into a blog post. Be right back.