The politician has been left off, lest I cause redundancy with my last post.
Lawyer: Objection! That isn't water! (And that will be a $75 fee for those words...)
Judge: The verdict is ten hours in the digestive system of the plaintiff.
Preachy Guy: Judge not lest ye be judged.
Psychoanalyst: Well, really, it doesn't matter what it looks like. What does the water think it is?
Guy-Who-Lives-In-His-Mother's-Basement: Well, if it works on its hydration skill for another 24 hours, it'll be empty. Can I get back to killing boars now?
Environmental Alarmist: It's less than a half glass as the water, if you would examine it with this overly complex machine, it contains 1200 ppm of atmospheric pollutants. This is a 100% increase from the last glass of water! If we don't shut all the factories down at once, soon our water will be completely made of pollutants!
Economist: The market says the glass is half-empty. Quickly, short all your H2O stocks to me!
Scientist: Well, this glass could easily be an outlier. I will need to be supplied with two more like glasses at minimum to give any valid results.
Philosopher: Is the water?
General: Nuke it, problem solved.
Cheap-Ass Bartender: It a'int free, that's for sure. Pay up.
Druggie: Woah....when was the last time you noticed, like, how watery water is?
Guy-Not-Too-Grounded-In-Reality: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Serial Killer: *kills you*
Guy-Who-Hangs-Out-At-The-Water-Cooler-All-Day: It doesn't matter, fill it up so you can dawdle here longer.
Gamer: Is that a healing potion?
Blogger: I could make this into a blog post. Be right back.
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